Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Tom Cruise Exterminates

WHAT’S that buzz you hear?

No, it’s not the noise of Tom Cruise’s spaceship preparing for lift off.

Nor is it the sound of Tom calling Armani and demanding to see the sketches of Katie’s wedding dress.

It’s the excitement surrounding the actor’s marriage to Katie Holmes.

And the Enquirer’s front-page news is: “TOM GOES BESERK...on eve of wedding.”

EXTERMINATE!

Sources say Tom went nuts while talking on phone in New York limo. Reacting to something he’d heard, Tom is said to have flipped out and punched a hole in the backseat with a ...read on at Anorak

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