Friday, November 17, 2006

F*uck Off Paris Hilton


AS Michael Jackson (or was it?) flops on stage, and Paris Hilton get offered out by Texas singer Sharleen Spiteri (“F**k off, I’m not scared of you,” says Spiteri to Hilton, her fingers pulled tight into a fist), Lindsay Lohan makes ready to present an award.


Staying with the World Music Awards, the Mirror sees Lohan appear on stage. She is booed. She falls down some stairs. She abandons her role as host. The Mirror says singer Katie Melua had to be “hauled” from her dressing room to take over from Lohan.


And, yes, this is the same Lohan of whom the Star writes: “Lindsay impressed music fans with her role as host.” While music fans are impressed by Lindsay’s apparent inability to talk and walk properly – very rock and roll - the Mail looks at “the riddle of her wrist”.


A photograph shows Lindsay talking on a mobile phone. She is sat in a car. She is wearing black. One her right wrist Lindsay wears three bangles. On the left wrist she sports “livid red marks”. The Mail says these marks are “alarming”. “Feeling Lo, Lindsay?” asks the Sun.


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