Tom Tum

TOM Cruise may soon be as wide as he is tall. The Enquirer (“Tom gets FATTER as Katie get FITTER”) says that “TomKat” has mutated into “Tom FAT”.

Where he was once a svelte 170lbs, Tom is now 191lbs. Of course, in the greater scheme of things American, Tom is still considered to be borderline anorexic. But to we Europeans, Tom looks a little portly.

Just get a good eyeful of those man boobs. You can’t miss them – they’re at the end of the Enquirer’s arrow that says “man-boobs!”. And while Tom gets bigger, Katie Holmes, his younger, taller lover, gets... Read more on Anorak