Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Move On


BRAD Pitt and Angelina Jolie are looking at something on the ground on Hello!’s Cover page. The couple, along with their three children, are sat on a patch of green.


All eyes are pointed down. What are they looking at? Brad and Angelina are, unlike their children, wearing sunglasses. Is this something so very bright? A huge diamond? A full set of Hollywood teeth?


Brad wears a strip of cloth wrapped around his head, like Rambo. We wonder if he is surveying a map, looking to invade and rescue somebody from some Asian hellhole? And then it dawns on us. Are they are looking at a colour chart for their home?


Do the Jolie-Pitts go with tones reminiscent of daughter Zahara’s African roots, red, gold and green? Or what about black, in keeping with Maddox’s Cambodian origins? Or something in ginger, nay strawberry blonde, for Shiloh Nouvel (may her name forever... Read on on Anorak

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